They’re everywhere. And I’m not just talking about drivers. I am talking about…
…the person that breathes down your neck in line at Safeway
My response: whipping my hair or big purse backwards so that said grocery-store-tailgater gets my hair in their face, (or chest, let’s face it, I’m only 5′) or my purse whacks them in the arm. If that doesn’t send a clear message, I proceed to Plan B: turn around a few times to stare at the tailgater with a blank face. It’s awkward, yes, but that usually creeps the tailgater out and does the trick.
…the person in the elevator that stands too close, even when there’s only one other person in there
My response: refer to grocery-store-tailgater response above.
…the person at the mall that walks so close behind you that you wish you had blinkers to signal an upcoming “turn” into a store
My response: I come to a complete stop. Sometimes I get “rear-ended” and it’s uncomfortable, but it does embarrass the person that rear ended me. Literally.
…the person at Costco whose cart is menacingly close to your heels
My response: I don’t mess with Costco people on a mission. If you really are THAT hungry that you need to run to the nearest sample table, I will get out of your way. I “pull over” to another aisle and wait for the tailgater to go. It’s just not worth it people! However, if you have….
…the person in line at Costco that gets so close to you, that she rams your butt with her car
My response: (true story) yell “owwwww! excuuuuuse you!!” really loudly to call attention. When the offender says “sorreeeeeee”…my response “you’re not sorry! You ran your cart into my butt, you jerk!” In this situation, the lady moved to another line. Hopefully, this never happens to you, it really does hurt.
Bottom line- you deserve to have a space bubble! See below for a last resort approach.